Royal Red Rooster Club - Breakfast Club - Cabo San Lucas, Los Cabos, Mexico

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others

Comedy Corner - Royal Red Rooster Club - Cabo San Lucas

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old?

Well....you'll love this one.

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School .

'Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

'When did you graduate?' I asked.

He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

'You were in my class!', I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, grey-haired, decrepit, son-of-a-bitch asked:
'what did you teach?

Last Revision - 06 March 2010 - jat
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others - Comedy Corner - Royal Red Rooster Club, Los Cabos, BCS, Mexico