A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
All Seniors Are Not Senile
An elderly, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side . . .
Attorney
Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? . . .
Dinner Plans
A group of 40-year-old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at Gasthaus Gutenberger restaurant . . . .
Five surgeons from big cities
are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. . .
Four friends reunite at a party
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunite at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. . . .
Golfer and a Leprechaun
A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. . .
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old? Well....you'll love this one.
How Adam Got Eve
Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.
Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates . . .
If you need something there is always a way to get it done.
How To Call The Police When You're Old And Don't Move Fast Anymore.
On His 74th Birthday
A man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation . . .
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair
every year, and every year Morris would say, ''Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.''
Revenue Canada decides to audit Grandpa
and summons him to the Revenue Canada office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
Subject: Home Depot Scam - Be Aware
A 'heads up' for roosters who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise . . .
Three Kick Rule
A Glasgow lawyer went duck hunting in rural Aberdeenshire. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
This Is this the best quote of the decade!
Judge Judy to prostitute: When did you realize you were raped?
To Be 6 Again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.
Tonight was my lucky night
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60 year old.
Two Nuns
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). |
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